"Make the Call" Prayer Candle
Does your guy say “See you in an hour,” when he really means three or four?
Are you concerned with cut and consistency since yuppies started buying crushed up baby laxative and drywall dust for a hundo per gram?
Are you scared of Honest Abe’s beard full of fentanyl?
Well then lighten up junior, light a candle and pray away the modern world’s controlled substance conundrum.
In a mixed up world where drawing cock and balls on the wall makes you a “street artist” while stinky hippies and blood thirsty corporations sell weed hand-in-hand, it’s nice to know that the Party Camo Cult still adheres to a harder set of values, throwing its chips in to make money off your misery alongside every other religion.
ACT NOW! Join the very bottom of this obscene ponzi, only 666 “Make the Call” limited edition prayer candles available. OOOOOHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
$30 + Shipping and handling
Does your guy say “See you in an hour,” when he really means three or four?
Are you concerned with cut and consistency since yuppies started buying crushed up baby laxative and drywall dust for a hundo per gram?
Are you scared of Honest Abe’s beard full of fentanyl?
Well then lighten up junior, light a candle and pray away the modern world’s controlled substance conundrum.
In a mixed up world where drawing cock and balls on the wall makes you a “street artist” while stinky hippies and blood thirsty corporations sell weed hand-in-hand, it’s nice to know that the Party Camo Cult still adheres to a harder set of values, throwing its chips in to make money off your misery alongside every other religion.
ACT NOW! Join the very bottom of this obscene ponzi, only 666 “Make the Call” limited edition prayer candles available. OOOOOHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
$30 + Shipping and handling
Does your guy say “See you in an hour,” when he really means three or four?
Are you concerned with cut and consistency since yuppies started buying crushed up baby laxative and drywall dust for a hundo per gram?
Are you scared of Honest Abe’s beard full of fentanyl?
Well then lighten up junior, light a candle and pray away the modern world’s controlled substance conundrum.
In a mixed up world where drawing cock and balls on the wall makes you a “street artist” while stinky hippies and blood thirsty corporations sell weed hand-in-hand, it’s nice to know that the Party Camo Cult still adheres to a harder set of values, throwing its chips in to make money off your misery alongside every other religion.
ACT NOW! Join the very bottom of this obscene ponzi, only 666 “Make the Call” limited edition prayer candles available. OOOOOHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
$30 + Shipping and handling